http://m4dn3ss.forumotion.com/laughter-train-f10/-t1.htm The Laughter Train – bringing smiles to the faces of many – is for all the jokes and fun stuffs. Do not cross the bounds please. Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:25:49 GMT 10 http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3607/m4dn3sslogomain001.png http://m4dn3ss.forumotion.com/laughter-train-f10/-t1.htm http://m4dn3ss.forumotion.com/laughter-train-f10/stupid-pointless-labels-t41.htm D41V30N Well, you know funny labels, don't you? They're almost everywhere. Even in the foreign countries... It just so happened that I went to McDonalds in Malaysia and did you know what I saw behind their menu: "If you are blind we will read the menu to you" - You Stupids! How will they be able to see this label if they are blind! Well, it meant something else - figure of speech - but how does it sound if you read it with normal meaning? Odd! I also saw another thing I ate - but ... Laughter Train Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:12:48 GMT http://m4dn3ss.forumotion.com/laughter-train-f10/stupid-pointless-labels-t41.htm#41 http://m4dn3ss.forumotion.com/laughter-train-f10/stupid-pointless-labels-t41.htm http://m4dn3ss.forumotion.com/laughter-train-f10/mathematical-jokes-t133.htm D41V30N
Let, "M" be the age of the mother
Let, "S" be the age of the son

If the mother is 21 years older than the son [M - S = 21], and five years later, the mother's age will be 5 times than that of the son [(M + 6) = 5(S + 6)], where is the father now?]]> Laughter Train Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:25:49 GMT http://m4dn3ss.forumotion.com/laughter-train-f10/mathematical-jokes-t133.htm#2727 http://m4dn3ss.forumotion.com/laughter-train-f10/mathematical-jokes-t133.htm http://m4dn3ss.forumotion.com/laughter-train-f10/how-to-annoy-people-in-an-elevator-t40.htm D41V30N Suppose you're in an elevator with some people. How would you annoy them? Here's my ways:- + Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave. + Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour. + Give one of them a 'Tiger Balm' leaflet *slap* (Ouch! It was a woman - don't try this - I'm serious) + Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake. + If anyone brushes against you and it's a boy, whisper to him, "Your ... Laughter Train Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:03:25 GMT http://m4dn3ss.forumotion.com/laughter-train-f10/how-to-annoy-people-in-an-elevator-t40.htm#40 http://m4dn3ss.forumotion.com/laughter-train-f10/how-to-annoy-people-in-an-elevator-t40.htm http://m4dn3ss.forumotion.com/laughter-train-f10/random-jokes-clean-version-t66.htm Ageon Like the topic says this is a thread basically for any types of jokes. The only thing is that since there is no disclaimer on this thread the jokes have to be clean. Here's my first one. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's ... Laughter Train Mon, 03 Nov 2008 07:16:11 GMT http://m4dn3ss.forumotion.com/laughter-train-f10/random-jokes-clean-version-t66.htm#74 http://m4dn3ss.forumotion.com/laughter-train-f10/random-jokes-clean-version-t66.htm