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How To Annoy People In An Elevator?

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How To Annoy People In An Elevator?

Post by D41V30N on Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:03 am

Suppose you're in an elevator with some people. How would you annoy them?

Here's my ways:-
+ Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
+ Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.
+ Give one of them a 'Tiger Balm' leaflet *slap* (Ouch! It was a woman - don't try this - I'm serious)
+ Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake.
+ If anyone brushes against you and it's a boy, whisper to him, "Your hair smells nice" and softly brush back against him! Shocked ... lol!
+ If anyone brushes against you and it's a girl, pull the person behind you over you and show that you are falling accidentally over the girl - and maybe have a bit of fun along.
+ Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
+ Say "Ding!" at each floor.
+ Pray to God!
+ Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
+ Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the corner, without getting off - even if people are giving you the eerie stare (which is the purpose anyway).
+ Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
+ Open your shirt and swing it around in your hand saying, "God! It's hot!"
+ When the doors close pretend you arm got caught in it, shouting: "I'm stuck! I'm stuck!"


And, if you want to get really disgusting over here:-
+ BURP! and they say, "Excuse Me" - do it again and again.
+ Poke your nose again and again. Then rub your hand against the buttons *eww* and then, after sometime, hold the shoulder of a newly entered person in the presence of a person who saw you poking your nose with that finger.
+ Do a bit of 'nutjob' and then touch another person's hand! Shocked

... Thank you for reading. And when you exit, be sure to leave a FART!
lol!

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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?

Post by yov on Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:30 pm

you do know how to annoy people in an elevator, unfortunately for you, I most of the time use the stairs(according to the doctor its good for the heart and it keeps you in good shape) Wink
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?

Post by Safersin on Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:37 pm

You forgo the obvious,

"Press every single floor on the elevator panel just before you get off."
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?

Post by Fatallystab111 on Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:57 am

^ That's so evil Safer-san Ryojin......
I just keep on staring at them O.O................till they get annoyed Ryojin
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?

Post by Safersin on Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:39 pm

Make weird noises also works. Something like a constipated elephant usually makes people very annoyed. Or you could carry a large empty box so that you can take up more room Ryojin
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?

Post by sparkiesrock on Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:14 pm

thats funny and i thought ur pervertness was bad
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?

Post by Safersin on Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:07 pm

I did that once though it was not on purpose. Around five people had to wait because of me. DX

I was actually disposing of a cardboard box that held a fridge for a friend. It wasn't my fault. Ryojin
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?

Post by yov on Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:53 pm

^ yeah sure we're gonna believe you on that one.....talk loudly on your mobile that can be very very ...or yelling like " I'm in an elevator I can't hear.." damn it why don't he call when he's outside!!!
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?

Post by Safersin on Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:11 am

Start singing off key. I guarentee your success.
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?

Post by candyman on Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:01 pm

just fart if u can , the next person may just wanna kill u .
sneeze on the person next and say sorry .
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?

Post by Raito on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:15 am

if ur hearing music just sing loud What a Face

and look at the person and laugh with no reason !
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?

Post by Inu_The_Iao on Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:31 am

i once smoked in the elevator Razz and damn how people were pissed Ryojin

My friend once pretended 2 be a claustrophobic Ryojin damn that was funny Ryojin
People can be very caring if the want 2 Ryojin
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