How To Annoy People In An Elevator?
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How To Annoy People In An Elevator?
Suppose you're in an elevator with some people. How would you annoy them?
Here's my ways:-
+ Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
+ Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.
+ Give one of them a 'Tiger Balm' leaflet *slap* (Ouch! It was a woman - don't try this - I'm serious)
+ Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake.
+ If anyone brushes against you and it's a boy, whisper to him, "Your hair smells nice" and softly brush back against him!
... 
+ If anyone brushes against you and it's a girl, pull the person behind you over you and show that you are falling accidentally over the girl - and maybe have a bit of fun along.
+ Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
+ Say "Ding!" at each floor.
+ Pray to God!
+ Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
+ Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the corner, without getting off - even if people are giving you the eerie stare (which is the purpose anyway).
+ Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
+ Open your shirt and swing it around in your hand saying, "God! It's hot!"
+ When the doors close pretend you arm got caught in it, shouting: "I'm stuck! I'm stuck!"
And, if you want to get really disgusting over here:-
+ BURP! and they say, "Excuse Me" - do it again and again.
+ Poke your nose again and again. Then rub your hand against the buttons *eww* and then, after sometime, hold the shoulder of a newly entered person in the presence of a person who saw you poking your nose with that finger.
+ Do a bit of 'nutjob' and then touch another person's hand!
... Thank you for reading. And when you exit, be sure to leave a FART!

Here's my ways:-
+ Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
+ Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.
+ Give one of them a 'Tiger Balm' leaflet *slap* (Ouch! It was a woman - don't try this - I'm serious)
+ Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake.
+ If anyone brushes against you and it's a boy, whisper to him, "Your hair smells nice" and softly brush back against him!


+ If anyone brushes against you and it's a girl, pull the person behind you over you and show that you are falling accidentally over the girl - and maybe have a bit of fun along.
+ Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
+ Say "Ding!" at each floor.
+ Pray to God!
+ Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
+ Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the corner, without getting off - even if people are giving you the eerie stare (which is the purpose anyway).
+ Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
+ Open your shirt and swing it around in your hand saying, "God! It's hot!"
+ When the doors close pretend you arm got caught in it, shouting: "I'm stuck! I'm stuck!"
And, if you want to get really disgusting over here:-
+ BURP! and they say, "Excuse Me" - do it again and again.
+ Poke your nose again and again. Then rub your hand against the buttons *eww* and then, after sometime, hold the shoulder of a newly entered person in the presence of a person who saw you poking your nose with that finger.
+ Do a bit of 'nutjob' and then touch another person's hand!

... Thank you for reading. And when you exit, be sure to leave a FART!

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D41V30N- Dave, You Pervert!
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?
you do know how to annoy people in an elevator, unfortunately for you, I most of the time use the stairs(according to the doctor its good for the heart and it keeps you in good shape) 

yov- Footman
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?
You forgo the obvious,
"Press every single floor on the elevator panel just before you get off."
"Press every single floor on the elevator panel just before you get off."
Safersin- Militia
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?
^ That's so evil Safer-san
......
I just keep on staring at them O.O................till they get annoyed

I just keep on staring at them O.O................till they get annoyed

Fatallystab111- Militia
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?
Make weird noises also works. Something like a constipated elephant usually makes people very annoyed. Or you could carry a large empty box so that you can take up more room 

Safersin- Militia
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?
thats funny and i thought ur pervertness was bad
sparkiesrock- Footman
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?
I did that once though it was not on purpose. Around five people had to wait because of me. DX
I was actually disposing of a cardboard box that held a fridge for a friend. It wasn't my fault.
I was actually disposing of a cardboard box that held a fridge for a friend. It wasn't my fault.

Safersin- Militia
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?
^ yeah sure we're gonna believe you on that one.....talk loudly on your mobile that can be very very ...or yelling like " I'm in an elevator I can't hear.." damn it why don't he call when he's outside!!!
yov- Footman
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?
Start singing off key. I guarentee your success.
Safersin- Militia
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?
just fart if u can , the next person may just wanna kill u .
sneeze on the person next and say sorry .
sneeze on the person next and say sorry .
candyman- Militia
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?
if ur hearing music just sing loud
and look at the person and laugh with no reason !

and look at the person and laugh with no reason !
Raito- Footman
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Re: How To Annoy People In An Elevator?
i once smoked in the elevator
and damn how people were pissed
My friend once pretended 2 be a claustrophobic
damn that was funny
People can be very caring if the want 2


My friend once pretended 2 be a claustrophobic


People can be very caring if the want 2

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