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Mathematical Jokes!

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Mathematical Jokes!

Post by D41V30N on Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:25 am

Post all your Mathematical jokes over here. I have one over here.

Let, "M" be the age of the mother
Let, "S" be the age of the son

If the mother is 21 years older than the son [M - S = 21], and five years later, the mother's age will be 5 times than that of the son [(M + 6) = 5(S + 6)], where is the father now?

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Re: Mathematical Jokes!

Post by Black Joker on Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:07 am

Answer: Father is now having sex with mother...



So, mine joke....
Pascal, Archimedes and Newton are playing hide and seek....
Archimedes is counting.....
Pascal quickly hides in the bushes.....
Newton picks up a stick and makes a square 1m*1m.... and stands right in the center....
So, Archimedes finishes counting and of course, the first person he sees is Newton...

So, he yells.... "Ten, twenty Newton..."
And Newton says: "What the hell are you saying?? One Newton on meter tetragonal is PASCAL!!"

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